"What I don't like is people who say, ' I don't like Band X because they're on a major.' Well almost every indie label is distributed by a major label. Just like the music for the music. Who cares who's putting it out? If I like a song on Myspace, will I not like it as much when I find out what label it's on? A good song is a good song."
"I am Become Death; The Destroyer of world" - River Below Video
"There's Life Behind These walls" - Nothing To lose Video
"Nicely done f****t!"
"Every show is different, never rehearsed. We feed off each other, and the crowd really sets us off." - The Band
"Respect the ladies in the audience and if someone falls down you pick them the **** up."
"Keep your chin up!"
"Sex me up, baby!"
"Chick pea's are where it's at"
"I'm in a band...Mr.Cool..."
"It was kind of like losing your virginity...you know, it's different...weird, and awkward, but at the same time it feels good."
"My plans for the future? I'm going to start a racist kiddie porn site. That's what I'm investing all my hard earned euros into."
"Food just doesn't matter when you have cookies."
"If you pass judgement on someone, you're passing judgement on yourself."
"Where we headed next? Straight to the top!"
"I'm gonna go kill some German mommies" (Scandalous Travelers)
"I'm gonna fill up my iced tea with Jack Daniels! That guy's just drinking iced tea, but he's a mess!"
"Well, off to make rock music. Poof!"
"We toured the s**t out of this city, we played every venue. We did it all by ourselves, with no support. Then it was kind of nice to get signed and be taken seriously."
"We're just a rock 'n' roll band"
"I agree with the theory that if you're not angry, you're not paying attention. Music is storytelling. These are the things I talk about with my friends, so I write about them"
"If the music doesn't move you, how the hell is it supposed to move anyone else?"
"When people say, 'great band, great musicianship, great song, but...that voice', that was hard to hear. Until I realized that's just who I am, so either accept it or **** you"
"Nobody here cares about how big your c**k is y'know...'cept Aaron"
Ben Kowalewicz - Manchester Academy - 16th September 2006
"I don't want to be known as the Scream Guy, so I've worked on that. When you're telling a story you need commas and periods."
"Wrap it and pound it!"
"Goodbye ghosts!"
"Art doesn't always mirror life and life's hard sometimes"
(Billy Talent diary on MTV)
" Don't eat yellow snow."
" Everyday over breakfast we pinch each other - while listening to Jon's gay trance."
" It's true, I can shit on demand."
" Aaron is strangely attracted to Spongebob. The sponge aspect gets him going."
"Nice tits, let's f*ck!"
"We're just humans, man. A squirrel trying to get a nut you know what I mean?"
"We're still trying to figure out Aaron's role in the band. We don't actually know why he's even in the band. He doesn't do anything."
"Everybody likes baby animals, especially me"
"I spat on your swallow shirt"
"I'm mean for fun!"
"I can't have giraffes and monkeys on call!"
"Cows really like sex"
(Billy Talent diary on MTV)
"Once I get past the two minute part I'm like high fiving myself. Yes, I did it. I'm the man."
Ben: "I'm the sexmaster 4000"
Interviewer: "Why 4000 and not 3000?"
Ben: "Because 4000 is better than 3000"
"We all give each other handjobs into a cup and take a sip from it"
Interviewer: so, where did you guys meet?
Ben: we met in a gay chatroom.
Aaron: The only one in ontorio. No, seriously, we met at a talent show.
"My name is Ben from Billy Talent and I love breasts, legs and butt but I'm definitely a boob guy"
"If it's like a disgusting like 'I've been eating tacos all day' kind of fart, like I'm never gonna have sex with you again"
"They're just gross, fucking hairy rats" Ben (talking about squirrels)
"Johnny plays hard man"
"Aaron is a hero to the rest of the band"
"Lyrics nowadays have insulted the intelligence of the listener"
